Career choices:  Sleazy magazine publisher, Stripper, License plate maker.

Career choices:  Televangelist, Democratic presidential candidate, Criminal.

Career choices:  Local television reporter, Supreme Court nominee, Madonna's husband, Peace activist.

Career choices:  Washington Post Columnist, CIA Director, Taxi driver on East Coast.

Career choices:  anything.

Career choices:  Bartender on didactic television sitcom, Telephone operator, Mortician.

Career choices:  Tour guide, Ice cream man, Pediatrician.

Career choices:  Television meteorologist, Kindergarten teacher, Flight attendant.

Career choices:  Pope, Saint, Historian.

Career choices:  Messiah or Used car salesman.